- you share the sidewalk with cars and motorbikes
- pizza comes with a side of kimchi or pickles
- scissors are an eating utensil
- personal space? haha good joke.
- early in the morning you see at least five drunken people sleeping on a ledge
- people always ask if you have eaten
- there’s no toilet paper in the restrooms…
- or there’s no toilet in the restroom but a whole in the ground. eww.
- eating out is less expensive as cooking at home
- taxi drivers are crazy, running over red lights and drive with 100km/h
- your coffee is more expensive than your lunch
- holding up a fist means you have a small face
- everybody thinks you are a taecher
- you must open all windows in winter
- you can talk with a mouth full of food
- but you can’t blow your nose at the tale/in public/anywhere
- people are always asking for your bloodtype
- when you buy a box of cereals it comes with a free water bottle, water gun, free DVDs etc..
- McDonald’s delivery 24/7
- everyone is asking you if you have a boyfriend
- you stare at other foreigners
- you start to speak Konglish
- if you have a friend who is a boy he must be your boyfriend
- you can buy candies flavored to taste like burnt rice
- you find yourself bowing to everyone
- when watermelon costs around 20$ but you can buy tasty watermelon in the winter too
- all the restaurants have bells on the table to ring for service